Ignatius McDrool warns us again!

Ignatius McDrool is editor-in-chief of the recently renamed Catholic Prudence. He has turned out to be one of the fiercest critics of the liberalism, back-sliding and heresy of the Catholica Australia backsliders and cafeteria Catholics.

To: The Newsletter of C.L.E.F.T. STICK*
(*Newsletter of Catholic Loyal Editors, Faithful and True, Inc)
From: Ignatius McDrool, Editor-in-Chief, Catholic Prudence, the Catholic Newspaper of Discretion

Re: Catholica initiative continues to threaten our fundamental values

Gentlemen,

I have previously drawn your attention to the advertising carried on that scurrilously left-wing, biased and debauched internet news service, CathNews, for a new web initiative called Catholica Australia. (The Bishops ought do something about closing both these initiatives down*.) Yesterday I noticed they are at it again and this time advertising on the actual CathNews website with a banner advertisement that is going to run for a whole week. They're promoting The Seven Deadly Sins. Look at this copy of their advertisment. Positively promoting vice if you ask me.

As I have previously stated, I know that all members of The Cleft Stick, our wonderful organization founded on the principles of the great 'Scoop' Catholic newspaperman and novelist, Evelyn Waugh, will rally against this disgraceful website founded by Brian Coyne, a former Episcopal adviser, and Cliff Baxter, geriatric Marxist journalist and Benedict Arnold of Catholicism, and other cafetaria Catholics, back-sliders, non-magisterial nigger lovers, treehuggers, social justice pinkos, pantheists, relativists, heretics, anti-war activists, homosexuals, dope-smoking pot-heads and feminists.

We are not fooled by its latest attempt.

Seven Deadly sins?!!!

In our publication we have exposed the Great Lamington Scandal at church functions. Surely the failure to provide Adequate Sustenance for God's Faithful is the Eighth Deadly Sin!

No amount of abuse and ridicule will take away from us the laurels we received for our coverage of The Great Lamington Scandal, honest journalism where recipes met reality!

Remember the principles of The Cleft Stick!

Ignatius McDrool

PS *And while they're about it, the Bishops ought to sack all these writers for these news services from any other paid positions they have with the institutional Church, its universities or agencies. It's all their fault that 85% of the population have disappeared out of the pews and the souls of young Australians have been sold to the Devil. The Church has been controlled by these left-wing, cafetaria Catholics, back-sliders, non-magisterial nigger lovers, treehuggers, social justice pinkos, pantheists, relativists, heretics, anti-war activists, homosexuals, dope-smoking pot-heads and feminists for decades.

Mr McDrool welcomes your news tips, particularly those concerning new apparitions and miraculous type events as well as parish pump type material concerning cake decorating competitions and local fetes.

©2006 Clifford Baxter

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