Smoke out the Catholic cockroaches in our midst...

The lofty 'ideals' of Marxism I hear every day promoted in every nook and cranny of the Novus Ordo Church.

The promoters of this false idealism need to encounter God's WRATH!

Wrath, what a beautiful word.

I look forward to a CLEANSING FIRE whose flames will reach into every nook and cranny to SMOKE OUT the Catholic cockroaches from our midst.

They will not escape the FIRE OF GOD'S WRATH.

This morning I am asking you to be burning brands of this Fire.

Your Cardinal, I am sure, will be grateful when I tell him that while quantitatively you may be only Fifteen Per Cent, qualitatively you are the FIERY FIFTEEN PER CENT.

The backsliders, the cafetaria Catholics, the pinkos, the Steves who have become Eves, the Eves who have become Steves, the kumbya-singers, the come-as-you-are-ers, they will FEAR YOUR COMING!

You are made in the Image of God.

And God, let's face it, is SCARY!

He is filled with WRATH.

Soon we will be cringing before his Almighty Throne begging for Mercy.

And he will say to you, I created a Scary World, BUT YOU REFUSED TO BE SCARED. ARE YOU SCARED NOW? Eh, eh, eh? Speak up. Eh, eh, eh?

Yes, dear people of the Fifteen Per Centre, you Tongues of Fire, we live in a Scary World, and it is meant to be that way.

This morning I hear of the Righteous Rockets from the Holy Land of Israel landing on the Muslim pagans of Lebanon.

Righteous Fire on the Unrighteous!

Give it to 'em!

Speaking of Fire, I hope that you have all installed Opus Fire Alarms and Smoke Detectors, the sponsors of our church bulletin.

The symbol of the company, the satanic devils fleeing from Heaven's angels and their sacred extinguishers, should be seen in EVERY HOME THAT DARES TO CALL ITSELF CATHOLIC.

Opus chairman, Frank Devotio, is a Catholic Knight and a Notre Dame graduate, and also a very good friend of mine.

So, in conclusion, may I appeal to each and every one of you to be a LITTLE SPARK OF DIVINE WRATH.

The Cleansing Fire you engender will soon have the Enemy Within on the run!

May the Wrath be with you!

Fr Farzenheim is another of our regular visitors to Catholica Australia venting his anger on the Novus Ordo Church. Resident in the Archdiocese of Sydney, Fr Farzenheim is a great fan of the reform of the reforms that Cardinal Pell has endeavoured to introduce in his diocese but he just doesn't believe they go half-way far enough. Half the time he thinks the Cardinal is a bit of a pinko. He is a member of the Fathers of Divine Wrath religious order based in Chicago who have recently been invited to Sydney to help address the priest shortage here and the slackness being exhibited by all the "cafeteria Catholics" and "backsliders" in the Australian Church. He does support the Cardinal's call for this "confusing teaching" on Primacy of Conscience to be abolished from the Catechism and all Catholic teaching.

Fr Farzenheim welcomes your questions on all matters of Catholic doctrine provided they are addressed to him in reverential tones beginning "Dear Fr Farzenheim". He will not answer any questions when he is addressed by his Christian name. He is still deciding if we can be trusted enough to even know his Christian name and might disclose that in a later column down the track. You are most welcome to address your questions to him through our forum.

©2006 Clifford Baxter

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